Chicagoan
Sex: Male
Age: 33
Interests: thick mustaches, thicker pizza, oversized softballs, tweeting, beer, neon green relish, Da Bears, parking permit stickers, above-ground subways, trixies.
Status: Kidnapped
Phone: 312-268-6152
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Okay, so you’ve figured out which city—St. Louis. Der. But admit it. You were a little surprised by all the stuff there is to do in the Gateway City.
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